Congratulations, Jake and Zienna.

Let me tell you about Sally. She's the kind of friend that, when I call her to say I'm thinking about ordering a cookie cake for the Bachelor Finale, not only does she not laugh at my idea but she helps me think of the perfect thing for the cookie to say and she picks it up from the cookie cake store and she brings it to my house and she eats it with me.

She's the kind of person that, when asked by the 16-year-old boy standing nervously behind the cookie cake store counter if everything is spelled correctly, responds with "Yep. Looks perfect."