....but I am prepared.
What!?!? You think my car is messy? Nonsense. I'm just extremely prepared. For anything. And everything. You wish you were as prepared as I am. Don't be jealous.
Craving an old 6-piece McNugget meal with dried up fries and rancid apple juice? I've got you covered.
In the mood to hang up a bunch of stuff and stick it in a bucket? I'm your girl.
I am awesome. And always prepared. I'm kind of like an Eagle Scout.
p.s. Did you know that nuggets are capable of getting as hard as an actual rock? I learned that today.
7 months ago