Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Steps to the Perfect Lemonade Stand

Step #1: Make a sign.


Step #2: Wear your Gamecock jersey assuming that mostly Gamecock fans will come to your lemonade stand because you live in Columbia, SC, home of the GAMECOCKS!!!!


Step #3: Count your money and realize you've only made $3.00. Consider taking off your Gamecock jersey so as not to offend Clemson fans in the hopes that you'll sale more lemonade. But decide not to because you don't much care about offending Clemson fans.


Step #4: Call on your favorite superhero for help and, together, conquer that lemonade stand!

2 comments:

  1. Do you hear me laughing out loud? Well... I am! love you ALL
    Gammy

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  2. I would totally pay you $3.00 (doubling your profits) for lemonade right now Landon; partly because I am so thirsty from unloading groceries; partly because you are one of the cutest little Gamecocks I have ever seen and can rock a Gamecock jersey; and, partly because . . . well, you have super heroes at your stand!

    So adorable!

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