Our Week Sounded Like This.....

Landon: MOMMY!!!!!

Me: Yes?

Landon: Can you come wipe me? I pooped A LOT in the potty. I turned the fan on for you. It smells really bad.

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Landon: Mommy, can I play another video game?

Me: No.

Landon: I'm ignoring you for the rest of my life.

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Landon: Daddy, I'm sorry I sucked my thumb last night. I know you told me there are germs in my thumb but the germs tasted so good!

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Setting: July 8th in Columbia, SC. The temperature is 107 degrees.

Me: Reagan, why are you wearing a toboggan, turtleneck, blue jeans, and wool coat?

Reagan: Because I'm cold.

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Reagan: Mommy, I don't like princesses anymore.

Long pause

Reagan: Just kidding!

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Background Information: Thursday night I cooked salsa chicken, steamed vegetables, and homemade mashed potatoes. The kids sobbed through the entire meal.

Setting: Friday night....kitchen table....grilled cheese sandwiches and chips

Landon: Mommy, I love this food! Thank you for cooking some food that doesn't make me want to throw up.

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